"Whereas it appears that a state of civil disobedience and lawlessness exists between the Office of Un-Mayor, of the one part, and Management of the Hardcore Sex and Strip Club on the other; and the duty and interest of Hard Alley require, that they should with sincerity and good faith adopt and pursue a conduct friendly and impartial toward the belligerant parties;
I have therefore thought fit by these presents to declare the disposition of the Office of Un-Mayor to observe the conduct aforesaid towards those Groups respectfully; and to exhort and warn the citizens of Hard Alley carefully to avoid all acts and proceedings whatsoever, which may in any manner tend to contravene such disposition.
And I do hereby also make known, that whatsoever of the citizens of Hard Alley shall render himself liable to punishment or forfeiture of street sex priveledges under the SIM Rules, by committing, aiding, or abetting hostilities against any of the said Club Manager's Patrons or Staff, or by carrying to any of them those articles which are deemed contraband by the opinion of the Un-Mayor, will not receive the protection of the Office of Un-Mayor, against such punishment or forfeiture; and further, that I have given instructions to those officers, to whom it belongs, to cause prosecutions to be instituted against all persons, who shall, within the cognizance of the SIM Owner or his security staff, violate the SIM Rules, with respect to the belligerant parties, or any of them.
In testimony whereof, I have caused the seal of the Office of Un-Mayor to be affixed to these presents, and signed the same with my avatar's hand. Done at my currently undisclosed location and bunker, the sixth day of February, two thousand eleven, and of the Independence of the Office of the Un-Mayor the same day."
Donovan OHanlon
Un-Mayor, Hard Alley
**My name is Donovan OHanlon, and I alone approved this message**
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