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Monday, February 7, 2011
Un-Mayor Quote of the Day!
"My humble and much maligned citizenry....you don't vote for an Un-Mayor......The Lady of the Sewer, her arm clad in the purest shimmering samite held aloft I am Un-Mayor (and neither are you!) from the bosom of the cess pool, signifying by divine providence that I, Donovan, was to publish I am Un-Mayor (and neither are you!).... THAT is why I am your Un-Mayor."
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Sunday, February 6, 2011
Un-Mayor Proclamation Number 6 - Proclamation of Neutrality
"Whereas it appears that a state of civil disobedience and lawlessness exists between the Office of Un-Mayor, of the one part, and Management of the Hardcore Sex and Strip Club on the other; and the duty and interest of Hard Alley require, that they should with sincerity and good faith adopt and pursue a conduct friendly and impartial toward the belligerant parties;
I have therefore thought fit by these presents to declare the disposition of the Office of Un-Mayor to observe the conduct aforesaid towards those Groups respectfully; and to exhort and warn the citizens of Hard Alley carefully to avoid all acts and proceedings whatsoever, which may in any manner tend to contravene such disposition.
And I do hereby also make known, that whatsoever of the citizens of Hard Alley shall render himself liable to punishment or forfeiture of street sex priveledges under the SIM Rules, by committing, aiding, or abetting hostilities against any of the said Club Manager's Patrons or Staff, or by carrying to any of them those articles which are deemed contraband by the opinion of the Un-Mayor, will not receive the protection of the Office of Un-Mayor, against such punishment or forfeiture; and further, that I have given instructions to those officers, to whom it belongs, to cause prosecutions to be instituted against all persons, who shall, within the cognizance of the SIM Owner or his security staff, violate the SIM Rules, with respect to the belligerant parties, or any of them.
In testimony whereof, I have caused the seal of the Office of Un-Mayor to be affixed to these presents, and signed the same with my avatar's hand. Done at my currently undisclosed location and bunker, the sixth day of February, two thousand eleven, and of the Independence of the Office of the Un-Mayor the same day."
Donovan OHanlon
Un-Mayor, Hard Alley
**My name is Donovan OHanlon, and I alone approved this message**
I have therefore thought fit by these presents to declare the disposition of the Office of Un-Mayor to observe the conduct aforesaid towards those Groups respectfully; and to exhort and warn the citizens of Hard Alley carefully to avoid all acts and proceedings whatsoever, which may in any manner tend to contravene such disposition.
And I do hereby also make known, that whatsoever of the citizens of Hard Alley shall render himself liable to punishment or forfeiture of street sex priveledges under the SIM Rules, by committing, aiding, or abetting hostilities against any of the said Club Manager's Patrons or Staff, or by carrying to any of them those articles which are deemed contraband by the opinion of the Un-Mayor, will not receive the protection of the Office of Un-Mayor, against such punishment or forfeiture; and further, that I have given instructions to those officers, to whom it belongs, to cause prosecutions to be instituted against all persons, who shall, within the cognizance of the SIM Owner or his security staff, violate the SIM Rules, with respect to the belligerant parties, or any of them.
In testimony whereof, I have caused the seal of the Office of Un-Mayor to be affixed to these presents, and signed the same with my avatar's hand. Done at my currently undisclosed location and bunker, the sixth day of February, two thousand eleven, and of the Independence of the Office of the Un-Mayor the same day."
Donovan OHanlon
Un-Mayor, Hard Alley
**My name is Donovan OHanlon, and I alone approved this message**
Friday, February 4, 2011
Un-Mayor Proclaimation Number 5 - Education Initiatives
As your Supreme Allied Commander, and Senior RP Instructor, it's my great duty to reform your lacking Role-play attempts. In this light, and of my own superior intellect and magnanamous mind, that I'm pleased to unveil for you my Un-Mayoral Education Initiative. The unilateral formation of ICS (In-character Creativity Schools) International will serve to benefit all your IC role-play needs and reduce your OOC dependancy.
ICS International been helping people achieve their goals for over 120 minutes. In 2011 we pioneered a new way to learn, allowing people to study in their own SIMs. Today, from our head office in the centre of Hard Alley, we follow the same loose principles, but modern technology, including Local Chat use and improved pose-ball awareness, makes learning even more gratifying and sensational. Over 13 million people have benefited from our learning techniques, and today we offer over 150 courses, covering a variety of sexual subjects. We give you the flexibility to learn at your own pace, where and when you want on SIM, with the reassurance of total ejaculation from ICS staff every stroke of the way.
Choose a Program from Degrees such as these:
Office Assistant
Election Campaign Coordinator
Condom recycling
Restraint Techniques
Carpentry
Virtual Fellatio
Dental Hygenist
Plumbing
Anal Penetration
Engineering
Medical Equipment Repair
Time Keeping
Laboratory Technician
Deep Throat
Corrupted Law Enforcement
Tax Preparation
Beastiality
Lawn Care
Domination and Submission
Motorcycle Mechanic
Pimps and Prostitution
Club Manager
Stalking Techniques
Porn Production
Gesturbating
Bukkake
Gynecology
Podiatry
Kama Sutra Instructor
Shock Therapist
Transexual Detection
Undertaker
Business Administration
We also offer Certificate Programs in the following exciting fields:
Air Traffic Controller
Ministry
Loss of Virginity
Short Order Chef
Waitress
Demon Resurrection
After Life Acceptance Coach
Motivational Speaker
Massage Therapist
Laundry and Dry Cleaning
Corrupted Accountant
Money Laundring
Drug Trafficing
and....NOOB Appreciation
IM now to reserve your free information packet, and get started on your path a better role-play....Today!
**My name is Donovan OHanlon, and I alone approved this message!**
ICS International been helping people achieve their goals for over 120 minutes. In 2011 we pioneered a new way to learn, allowing people to study in their own SIMs. Today, from our head office in the centre of Hard Alley, we follow the same loose principles, but modern technology, including Local Chat use and improved pose-ball awareness, makes learning even more gratifying and sensational. Over 13 million people have benefited from our learning techniques, and today we offer over 150 courses, covering a variety of sexual subjects. We give you the flexibility to learn at your own pace, where and when you want on SIM, with the reassurance of total ejaculation from ICS staff every stroke of the way.
Choose a Program from Degrees such as these:
Office Assistant
Election Campaign Coordinator
Condom recycling
Restraint Techniques
Carpentry
Virtual Fellatio
Dental Hygenist
Plumbing
Anal Penetration
Engineering
Medical Equipment Repair
Time Keeping
Laboratory Technician
Deep Throat
Corrupted Law Enforcement
Tax Preparation
Beastiality
Lawn Care
Domination and Submission
Motorcycle Mechanic
Pimps and Prostitution
Club Manager
Stalking Techniques
Porn Production
Gesturbating
Bukkake
Gynecology
Podiatry
Kama Sutra Instructor
Shock Therapist
Transexual Detection
Undertaker
Business Administration
We also offer Certificate Programs in the following exciting fields:
Air Traffic Controller
Ministry
Loss of Virginity
Short Order Chef
Waitress
Demon Resurrection
After Life Acceptance Coach
Motivational Speaker
Massage Therapist
Laundry and Dry Cleaning
Corrupted Accountant
Money Laundring
Drug Trafficing
and....NOOB Appreciation
IM now to reserve your free information packet, and get started on your path a better role-play....Today!
**My name is Donovan OHanlon, and I alone approved this message!**
Un-Mayor Executive Order #1 - Ordered Holidays and Commanded Observances
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Un-Mayor Proclaimation Number 4 - General Order Number 1
"I'm am Un-Mayor Donovan OHanlon, your senior RP Instructor. From now on you will IM me only when IM'd first, and the first and the last word out of your filthy chat box will be "Un-Mayor". Do you maggots understand that?"
**My name is Donovan OHanlon, and I alone approved this message!**
**My name is Donovan OHanlon, and I alone approved this message!**
Un-Mayor Proclaimation Number 3 - The Motivational Speech
"Tonight, you pukes will sleep with your victims. You will give your victim a Display Name, because this is the only pussy you Role-players are going to get. Your days of finger-banging ol' Mary-Jane Rottencrotch in your First Life are over! You're addicted to this Alley, this SIM of pixilated wood, and you will be Unfaithful!"
**My name is Donovan OHanlon, and I alone approved this message!**
**My name is Donovan OHanlon, and I alone approved this message!**
Un-Mayor Proclaimation Number 2 - The Annointing
Today, you maggots are no longer avatars. Today, you are role-players. You're part of a brotherhood. From now on until the day you are estate banned, wherever you are, every role-player is your victim. Most of you will go to Club Hardcore. Some of you will not come back. But always remember this: role-players in the Alley offend. That's what we're here for. But the Un-Mayor lives forever. And that means YOU live forever.
**My name is Donovan OHanlon, and I alone approved this message!**
**My name is Donovan OHanlon, and I alone approved this message!**
Un-Mayor Proclaimation Number 1 - Hard Alley Creed
Hear Yee, Hear Yee...the Alley will come to order! Be it known, that all Yee Residents shall subordinate thineselves and commit to memory the following Hard Alley Creed.
"This is my Un-Mayor. There are many others like him, but this one is mine. My Un-Mayor is my best friend. He "IS" my Second Life. I must accept him as I must accept my Second Life. Without me, he is useless. Without him, I am useless. I must accept my Un-Mayor as true. I must laugh louder than my enemy, who is trying to enrage me. I must laugh at him before he laughs at me. I will. Before Hard I swear this creed: my Un-Mayor and myself are defenders of Hard Alley, we are the masters of our Role-play, we are the saviors of our Second Lives. So be it, until there is no drama, but peace. Amen."
**My name is Donovan OHanlon, and I alone approved this message!**
"This is my Un-Mayor. There are many others like him, but this one is mine. My Un-Mayor is my best friend. He "IS" my Second Life. I must accept him as I must accept my Second Life. Without me, he is useless. Without him, I am useless. I must accept my Un-Mayor as true. I must laugh louder than my enemy, who is trying to enrage me. I must laugh at him before he laughs at me. I will. Before Hard I swear this creed: my Un-Mayor and myself are defenders of Hard Alley, we are the masters of our Role-play, we are the saviors of our Second Lives. So be it, until there is no drama, but peace. Amen."
**My name is Donovan OHanlon, and I alone approved this message!**
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