Friday, February 4, 2011

Un-Mayor Proclaimation Number 5 - Education Initiatives

As your Supreme Allied Commander, and Senior RP Instructor, it's my great duty to reform your lacking Role-play attempts. In this light, and of my own superior intellect and magnanamous mind, that I'm pleased to unveil for you my Un-Mayoral Education Initiative. The unilateral formation of ICS (In-character Creativity Schools) International will serve to benefit all your IC role-play needs and reduce your OOC dependancy.

ICS International been helping people achieve their goals for over 120 minutes.  In 2011 we pioneered a new way to learn, allowing people to study in their own SIMs. Today, from our head office in the centre of Hard Alley, we follow the same loose principles, but modern technology, including Local Chat use and improved pose-ball awareness, makes learning even more gratifying and sensational. Over 13 million people have benefited from our learning techniques, and today we offer over 150 courses, covering a variety of sexual subjects. We give you the flexibility to learn at your own pace, where and when you want on SIM, with the reassurance of total ejaculation from ICS staff every stroke of the way.


Choose a Program from Degrees such as these:

Office Assistant
Election Campaign Coordinator
Condom recycling
Restraint Techniques
Carpentry
Virtual Fellatio
Dental Hygenist
Plumbing
Anal Penetration
Engineering
Medical Equipment Repair
Time Keeping
Laboratory Technician
Deep Throat
Corrupted Law Enforcement
Tax Preparation
Beastiality
Lawn Care
Domination and Submission
Motorcycle Mechanic
Pimps and Prostitution
Club Manager
Stalking Techniques
Porn Production
Gesturbating
Bukkake
Gynecology
Podiatry
Kama Sutra Instructor
Shock Therapist

Transexual Detection
Undertaker
Business Administration


We also offer Certificate Programs in the following exciting fields:


Air Traffic Controller
Ministry
Loss of Virginity
Short Order Chef
Waitress
Demon Resurrection
After Life Acceptance Coach
Motivational Speaker
Massage Therapist
Laundry and Dry Cleaning
Corrupted Accountant
Money Laundring
Drug Trafficing

and....NOOB Appreciation



IM now to reserve your free information packet, and get started on your path a better role-play....Today!





**My name is Donovan OHanlon, and I alone approved this message!**

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